The Prevent Defense Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Broncos defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
84%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Broncos drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.