The Bad Spot Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Broncos defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
77%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Broncos scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.