The Mystery Tweak Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Broncos defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
73%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Broncos drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.