The Hamstring Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Broncos offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
72%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Broncos's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.