The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Broncos defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
75%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Broncos drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.