The Bad Spot Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Broncos defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
79%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Broncos's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.