The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Broncos will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
84%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Broncos's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.