The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Broncos defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
83%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Broncos drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.