The Late Scratch Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Broncos defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
83%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Broncos's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.