The Hamstring Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Broncos defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
72%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Broncos scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.