The Hamstring Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Broncos defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
83%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Broncos's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.