The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Broncos defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
76%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Broncos's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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- Troy Franklin
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- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.