The Garbage-Time Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Broncos defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
84%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Broncos, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.