The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Broncos defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
81%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Broncos drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.