The Late Scratch Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Broncos defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
92%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Broncos's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.