The Late Scratch Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Broncos defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
80%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Broncos scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.