The Garbage-Time Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Broncos defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
86%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Broncos, Broncos, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.