The Blown Coverage Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Broncos defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Broncos, Broncos, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.