The Late Scratch Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Broncos defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
77%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Broncos's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.