The Late Scratch Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Broncos defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
82%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Broncos's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.