The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Boston was due a breakout.
- Boston gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boston's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.