The Hamstring Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Boston will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Boston, Boston, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.