The Phantom Holding Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- The broadcast shows Boston on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Boston's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boston's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.