The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Boston's stadium. Only over Boston.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- The broadcast shows Boston on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Boston, that's a flag." Boston: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Boston scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.