The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Boston's stadium. Only over Boston.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- Boston sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boston's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.