The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Boston drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
79%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boston, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.