The Late Scratch Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Boston scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.