The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Boston is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boston's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.