The Phantom Holding Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Boston gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Boston's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.