The Butter-Finger Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Boston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boston drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.