The Butter-Finger Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Boston scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.