The Inch-Short Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- A mysterious flag erases Boston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boston's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.