The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
74%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boston's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.