The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Boston, that's a flag." Boston: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boston, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.