The Butter-Finger Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Boston gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
90%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boston drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.