The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Boston's stadium. Only over Boston.
85%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Boston scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.