The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Ref: "Number Boston, that's a flag." Boston: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.