The Inch-Short Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Boston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boston, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.