The Inch-Short Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- Boston gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
82%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Boston, Boston, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.