The Mystery Tweak Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Boston is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Boston drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.