The Phantom Flag Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Boston gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
82%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Boston's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.