The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Boston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Boston, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.