The Mystery Tweak Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- A mysterious flag erases Boston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boston, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.