The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- A mysterious flag erases Boston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.