The Inch-Short Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- Boston does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
92%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boston's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.