The Hamstring Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Boston was due a breakout.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.