The Snap Count Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“Boston gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Rookie Boston gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Boston's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.