The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Henry scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.