The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Ref: "Number Henry, that's a flag." Henry: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Henry's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
80%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Henry's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.