The Phantom Flag Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Henry's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
91%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Henry, Henry, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.